Don’t know why I’m on this kick but here it is: “Secret Agent 31 is a mysterious crime fighter and miraculous survivor of a stroke while he was in the womb. This stroke permanently froze his face into a steely grimace. Now his iron courage and stiff features take on the toughest cases and roughest crooks.” Dedicated to Secret Agent X-9 and Alex Raymond.
Oh and ignore the Tintin doodle.
Seriously, this cracked me up.